The rums, in order


Formed in late 2014 by a number of reviewers from Europe (and one nomadic West Indian), the purpose of the Rumaniacs was to preserve in writing, the memory of rums long out of production….rums rare and sometimes vanished from the collective consciousness, except in the private stocks of long-time collectors or lucky inheritors, or the memories of old navy men from years gone by who remember with a sigh a particularly grand Caribbean tipple they had in their wild seafaring youth in a shack out on a beach somewhere tropical.

Although initially one of the founding members volunteered to send us samples from his very extensive private stocks on an ongoing basis, many of us also agreed to exchange samples of our own long-hoarded, jealously guarded bottles. Many of the first 75 or so reviews came from such sources. However, as time went on, the effort and time seemed to be too much for most, and the effort faltered. By 2018 theofficialgroup was no longer doing it, nor were samples being exchanged as before; so I began acquiring rums that fit the criteria on my own account through online sales, exchanges, friends and private arrangements. Whatever the feelings of others are, the idea and the practice of what we formed the Rumaniacs for, is, I believe, of worth, and so it will continue on this site.

All rums written about will be tasted anew as if for the first time, with no reference to any previously written essays or reviews, in the occasional situation where a Rumaniacs rum is also one of theregularreview series.

This page links to all the rum reviews which are based on those samples, complete with scoring. My score is built up from an aggregate of subscores that rate nose, palate finish and intangibles. On this basis, rankings are:

  • 96+ Unicorns, best of the best.
  • 90-95: exceptional in just about every sense
  • 85-89: excellent, special rums
  • 80-84: quite good
  • 76-79: better than average, could be better
  • 75: average, not too good, not too bad
  • 70-74: below average, don’t really like it myself
  • 60-69: varying degrees of dislike
  • 50-59: varying degrees of literal undrinkability

These reviews are very different from the others that I writehere, for the most part, I will be shorter, more precise, less verbose (fine, you can stop cheering now). As many historical notes and opinions will make their appearance as are appropriate, especially the former.

(*Since these rums are not produced or sold or marketed by any member of the Collective or commercial producers, are no longer being made, are rarely for sale and often next to impossible to find, conflict of interest regarding free samplesand most which I cannot buy or afford are freedoes not arise. In any case, the purpose is not to make a case for or against the rums in the commercial sphere, but to describe them and relate something of their heritage before all memory of their names and stories vanishes completely).



  4 Responses toRumaniacs

  1. If you are writing as a resource, todescribe them and their heritagewhy bother with an opinion or scoring at all?

  2. Exciting stuff, Lance. Looking very much forward to experiencing this new, less verbose side of you. Although I for one do prefer the old, elaborate style 🙂


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